With no context, here are 20 funny motivational quotes to keep you going in 2025 (Authors unknown ):
1. “2025 is your year! But if it’s not, just blame 2024 and move on.”
2. “Be like a postage stamp—stick to it until you get there.”
3. “Success is 10% inspiration, 90% avoiding distractions… and 100% pretending you know math.”
4. “New year, new me? Nah. New year, same me—just with fancier snacks.”
5. “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. Boom. Problem solved.”
6. “You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take. Stay rested, my friends.”
7. “2025 is the year I stop saying ‘next year’ about everything.”
8. “Dream big, work hard, and take snack breaks—lots of snack breaks.”
9. “If life gives you lemons, ask for coffee instead. No one wants lemons at 7 AM.”
10. “Your goals won’t work unless you do… or unless they’re really easy goals.”
11. “Procrastinate now. Panic later. Succeed somehow.”
12. “This year, I will be unstoppable… unless there’s a good reason to stop, like free food.”
13. “Motivation is like a WiFi signal—strong in the morning, weak by noon, gone by 5 PM.”
14. “2025: The year I finally start using the gym membership I forgot to cancel.”
15. “You can do anything you set your mind to… except touch your toes after leg day.”
16. “May your coffee be strong and your deadlines be far, far away.”
17. “Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But quitters do get extra sleep.”
18. “Work hard now so your future self can look back and say, ‘Wow, that was unnecessary.’”
19. “Hustle like you’re broke. Spend like you’re rich. Balance like you have no clue what you’re doing.”
20. “2025 is like a blank page—time to scribble all over it and hope it makes sense later.”
